我瞪着他，杜凡好歹止住了笑，说：“好啦，别一副要吃人的样子，要怪就只怪你自己太笨！”
“下课再好好收拾你！”我低声道。
“好哇！在下甘愿奉陪到底！”杜凡说。
唉，愚人节这天真是10个脑子也不够用。危机四伏，防不胜防呀！
钓鱼的乐趣（1）
一杯香浓的奶茶，一根细长的钓杆，一轮血红的残阳，一个女孩独自手举钓杆在湖边悠闲地垂钓……
这该是一幅多么超凡脱俗的绝妙的画卷啊！我痴迷地交叉10指，动情地在脑海中构想着这美妙的一幕，并在不知不觉中说了出来。
“大白天的还做美梦，服了你。”夏然很不知趣地插了一句，我的幻想刹那间破灭，车如流水马如龙的画面填充我的视野。
“难道这幅画卷不美吗？”我悻然。
“倒是一幅千古一瞬的美景。可惜啊，有了你这大煞风景的家伙，就这么无情地糟蹋了大自然的丹青妙笑。”夏然窃笑。
“……”我无言。
（补充说明一下，以免各位不知情的看官一头雾水：此乃去种苗基地的路上的经典对白。之所以去种苗基地，是因为妈妈单位搞活动：“八一”节与军民共建单位共叙友情。我本不想去，但听说有钓鱼活动，于是按捺不住激动便去了。）
坐在池边上，我费力地解着鱼杆上的线。它们乱七八糟地简直成了一堆毫无头绪的乱麻。郁闷啊，本想着可以悠闲地垂钓，岂知却要解这团线，看来好事真要多磨啊。之所以如此，完全是因为第一批人使用不当之故（因鱼杆不够，故分两批进行，每批可钓鱼30分钟，我被安排在第二批。）
也许是我“命”不该绝，也许是苍天有眼，费了九牛二虎之力后，我终于奇迹般地解开了鱼杆上的线，大喜之余，我立刻将鱼线放入水中，拿着鱼杆坐在池边耐心等待鱼上钩。
岂知这鱼不知是死绝了还是学精了，等了老半天鱼标动都没动一下。我在这之前曾将那鱼线收上来检查几次。
正当我纳闷时，彭叔叔走了过来，他一见我手上的鱼线就笑了：“你的鱼钩和浮标之间的线太长了。这儿的水深只有18米，而你的鱼钩与浮标之间的线有2米多长。这样鱼钩沉到水底，鱼找不到饵怎么吃？所以你应把线缩短一些吧。”
听了他的教诲，我受益匪浅。按要求做好后，我再次将鱼线远远地甩入水中，等待鱼上钩。
漫长的等待令我有些丧气，可就在这时，浮标忽然轻轻地沉浮了两下。我揉了揉眼睛，专注地盯着浮标，用比上课看黑板还认真、还虔诚的目光看着它，终于，鱼标忽地沉了下去。
我屏息凝气，耐心地等待鱼上钩。这种时候是万万不可提钩的。因为此时，鱼的嘴还未钩紧在鱼钩上。倘若在此时将鱼钩提上，鱼将脱钩。这当然是我辗转打听到的钓鱼秘诀。各位应该感到荣幸哦！这种秘诀可不是轻易授予人的。
在鱼标沉浮3次后，我猛将鱼杆向上一甩。鱼钩带起一尾鱼划过一个完美的抛物线降落在地上。我跳过去学别人的样子将鱼按在地上，再小心地将鱼钩从鱼嘴里拔出，然后将其抛入水桶。
夏然瞧得眼红，于是拿着鱼杆跳过来：“明子，你这边风水好，我也要来占一席之地。”
我全神贯注，随口“嗯”了一声。
接下来我又钓了两尾活蹦乱跳的鱼，夏然却一无所获，于是她在那儿击鼓鸣冤：“呜，老天没眼，怎么我这么背运。”
正在此时，一个七八岁的小女孩洁乘势缠着我，要我教她。
无奈，我将鱼杆递给她，叫她拿好，之后将她的钓钩从水中提出来仔细观察。
“你的钓钩上是什么？”我瞪着她钓钩上的那团白色的东西。
“龙眼。”“龙眼？”“嗯。”“……哪有人用龙眼钓鱼的？简直天方夜谭！”“那要用什么？”“蚯蚓。”“蚯蚓？”“对，蚯蚓！”“蚯蚓是什么？”
我一时气结，沉默不语，但转念又想，她太小，也许真不知道什么是蚯蚓。
钓鱼的乐趣（2）
“怎么了？说呀，姐姐，你就帮帮我嘛。”
我决定还是弄个实物给她看最好，省得我口水耗了3桶她还不明白。于是我提起鱼标指给她看。
“这个呀？”洁终于大彻大悟。
“你在挂蚯蚓时，记住要把蚯蚓恰到好处地掩住钩钩，否则鱼不上钩，到时别又哭又闹损坏我的听神经系统。”
好不容易洁走开了，跑到她妈妈身边去了。我终于可以心平气和、气定神闲地坐下钓鱼了。为了便于钓到更多的鱼，我把钓线放长了一点。
鱼标又开始一上一下地浮动了，我按住心头的狂喜并等待。估计差不多时，我猛地一提鱼杆，满心以为又可以钓到一条大鱼，岂知这一提之下，鱼杆下钓线的卷轴却开始没完没了地飞转。
我大惊失色，愣了几秒后才反应过来发生了什么，我随手把鱼杆朝地上一甩，然后扑在地上抓住了那根细细的乳白色的钓线。
该死的鱼力气挺大，不自量力地跟我玩拔河比赛。我使劲捏着它的身体，把它从钓钩上取了下来。
后来经验丰富的我时来运转，钓到了6条鱼。不过，最后我还是把它们放生了。
Friendship；
like the lily bloom in the tranquil mountain valley；
is so pure； so white； and so lofty；
and it gives off fragrance of joy
and love in springy breezes。
How reluctant I am to
wave goodbye to my past；
which is like sunlight on a stream。
But I know；
yesterday is a fading sunset；
and tomorrow is a faint sunrise。
Only today is there bright enough to love and live。
So I will seize the day and leave no room for ； generous； willing to help others and always a good listener。 It is Sara； Brenda and Aldo that guided me into the world of English movies and literature。 Now I still keep in touch with Aldo but regretfully lost contact with the other two。
This photo was taken on my departure from Zhanjiang before a cafè where we met with each other to have a random chat。
Try to be a wolf
Tuesday； July 3； 2007
How time flies！ Now I have finished my junior high school and am going to bee a senior one student of the best high school in Guangdong。 When I think of that experience； I still feel that I did have a narrow escape； because the Olympic class entrance exam in Zhanjiang ； maybe I can just go to the ordinary classes。
These days I have been enjoying the precious free time。 It is mainly taken up by English because I want to make a huge progress in it。 Aldo； my oral English teacher； invited me to fly kites with him this Wednesday morning。 I really appreciate his kindness because with his help I can speak English much more fluently。
Yesterday’s talk with Aldo was quite wonderful。 He was patient enough to wait for me when I had difficulty in recalling some expressions。 Not every foreign teacher has such patience as he。 Take Mort for an example； it seems that he doesn’t know how to be a proper teacher； and for the whole class he keeps speaking and speaking。 He owns the ability of being a lecturer but I am not paying him to make a speech。 So having classes with Mort doesn’t help much with my oral English。 Maybe the only thing that profits me is that my listening ability improves a lot because he has a typical accent of central America which is hard to understand。
The entire thing I am doing is to prepare myself for the new challenges。 I will certainly meet in The Affiliated High School of South China Normal University（HSFZ）。 I recall that Zhang Ruiming；the chief of Hai’er Co。； once said a famous motto deeply carved in my mind； which is “The only way to dance with wolves is to bee a wolf at first。” He uses the motto to inspire the staff of Hai’er to overe the difficulty ahead when they pete with other international foreign panies。 I have found some fresh meaning inside his motto。 That is； since students in The Affiliated High School of South China Normal University are all “wolves” （they are so talented and capable）； I have to turn into a “wolf”； too （I have to be intellect； too）。
Friends forever
Wednesday； July 4； 2007
I was lost when Natalie asked me whether I could be cold enough to turn my back to all the friends； and the answer was： yes and no。 On one hand； I desperately want a better environment that can give me more opportunity； on the other hand； I really miss my lovely classmates。
Sean
Sean is a genius in our teachers’ eyes； for he not only is smart at math； physics； and chemistry but also has a broad knowledge of geography； history； and music。 Sean won the first prize in math Olympic petition for junior 3 when he was only a junior 1 student。 He sometimes debates